Suicide Guy

Suicide Guy

Suicide Guy? So…   Ok let’s set this aside. The game could have been called a number of other, less uncomfortable names. Yes, you’re spending time killing yourself but the reason is you’re trying to wake up from a dream. This game is not enforcing, endorsing or encouraging suicide.     Oh… so I’m dreaming?   Yeah. Your character is a slob who fell asleep drinking a beer. As you began dreaming, your brain noticed the bottle dropping but you can’t get out of the ‘hub’ until you complete a number of other dreams. Each one has you figuring out how you’ll kill yourself to escape the dream, with 25 total dreams in all.     Ok that doesn’t sound so bad. Is it good?   It’s… imaginative. I’d argue it’s good, but as a game it’s not very replayable. The platforming has a weird jiggle when you climb (which you’ll do often), so I doubt people will target it for speed runs. But will you have fun over the 5-6 hours you’ll play? Absolutely.     So what does the game do well?   The game has lots of really great references. Jurassic Park, Mario, Portal, Moby Dick and plenty others. The graphics are well designed (although at first I though the game was an asset flip, due to wide variances in quality), and the sound/music is passable, never being annoying and never being something I could listen to outside this game.     And the bad?   The game has roughly 50% puzzles that have you figuring stuff out, and 50% platforming to a very obvious goal....
Rock of Ages 2: Bigger and Boulder

Rock of Ages 2: Bigger and Boulder

Earlier this year, I had the pleasure of playing a game called Rock of Ages. I had owned it for a very long time but had never played beyond a few levels because I had found it fun but I wanted to commit to it. When I did complete the game, which was very fun, I was surprised to find that a sequel was being released shortly. Fast forward to the end of August, and it’s finally here! If you’re familiar with the first game and looking for the short review here it is: go play this game. It’s everything the first one is, but better. For those wanting a bit more, read on!   Rock of Ages 2 (and the original) are games where you roll a giant boulder into the door of your opponents castle, trying to break it down. These rocks take time to carve, and so you’ll spend the time between by building structures to protect your door. Things like giant walls, cannons and hot air balloon bears. Yes, bears suspended from balloons are a thing and give a short glimpse into how weird the game can be. All the art assets are using classic works of art, cut into “paper dolls” so they can be animated. The levels are all inspired by various forms of artwork from Dali to Van Gogh and while you roll around classic pieces of music play along side. The entire thing feels like a Monty Python animation and it helps since the game has a very similar sense of humor.   To keep things fresh, the game also has...
Stories Untold

Stories Untold

What is Stories Untold? Stories Untold is a game that, at first, feels like a few un-related stories all wrapped in a 1980’s visual styling. Tape decks, cathode ray screens and a healthy dose of VHS warping. The chapters each offer a different story: playing a text adventure game, helping an experiemental science scenario, an outpost in greenland and so on. So what do I do? To put it at the most basic, you’re playing a game with a series of slow time events. Much like a quick time event, except you need to seek out the information on how you progress. Unlike a puzzle, which presents you with many possibilities the scenarios presented here each progress linearly. That is you only have one way to progress forward. In many ways, that makes this a walking simulator where you don’t walk. Sounds boring, why would I want to play? The journey is the destination, as they say. The game is mostly comprised of a compelling story that draws you forward wrapped up in the atmosphere they build up. It’s that narrative that keeps you locked to your screen, instead of being a game where you’re honing your twitch abilities or puzzle solving skills. And yet, the game is rated quite positively. Should I play it? That depends on you. If you’re interested in a solid story, then yes. If the idea of a game that’s more about being interactive art appeals to you, then it’ll do well. If you’re looking for a game where you can mute the story and still enjoy it? Skip Stories...
Subsurface Circular

Subsurface Circular

A noir story on a train Subsurface Circular puts you into the mind of a detective robot in a world you can only glean about by investigating robot passengers on a train. What sounds like an excellent concept for a game could turn out being very hard. For example, the game could be too linear, being more of a book because the developers didn’t have the skill/time to implement a world but are so proud of it then over inform you or force you to do the old “rub every noun against every source of information until the game is beat” type gameplay. SC ignores both options and forges ahead, writing a tale worthy of Asimov but giving you characters you care about and a narrative filled with choices. That’s a mouthful. If it’s a game, how’s it look and sound? While sound is minimal, it’s well implemented. From the train calling out your stations to the ambient noise, there’s plenty of sound going on. Graphically the game isn’t anything you’ll call home about. The simple meshes work well for the visuals provided, but the texture resolution and lighting won’t have you pulling the game out as a benchmark. Nor should it, given the relatively low price point for entertainment value. The game runs about 2 hours per playthrough and as far as I can tell has three endings to get you to that amount of playtime. So it’s good then? This game is excellent in terms of narrative and one that I highly recommend for anyone even slightly interested. The mood and tone are set early on and...
Blobcat

Blobcat

Great name, what’s it about? At first glance, you’re looking at a puzzle game where you’re a mouse trying to get around cats and end up in your mouse hole. At second glance that’s exactly what this game is and it does that very very well. You’re going to end up placing arrows, which both mice (yes, plural) and cats will follow. Watch the patterns they walk, figure out where to place the arrows and collect your points. Cute. Is it good? By my estimation, it’s VERY good. The quick gameplay is well suited to the puzzles presented. Each puzzle can be beat using all resources, but that will end up getting you a single star per stage. Since later stages are unlocked via stars, you’re going to want to try and use as few resources as possible to get two and three stars per puzzle. Something worth noting: I was never ever once frusterated while playing. There was no puzzle that needed me to look up help but the game was consistent in the challenges presented. Stars? That kinda sounds like a mobile game! Astute. It is a mobile game, and this is the steam version. I enjoyed playing on Steam but afterwards checked out the touchscreen version. They’re basically identical but much like mini-metro the game is retooled for PC controls. Do not let the mobile origin stop you from playing a great puzzle game. Anything else I should know? Yes, one. The game is quite short. I blazed through the first four stages in around 40 minutes. The whole game is only 100 stages and the...